PASOK HO KAYO, MALUWAG PA ANG SA AKIN

Never ever asked a Metro Manila bus conductor or Bus Driver about his concept of space, you might think they have a problem with their vision.

When a bus conductor shouts, "Maluwag pa!" it does not really mean that you have enough space inside the bus to be able to sit comfortably. He means you still have enough space to squeeze yourself in an already jump-packed bus. Never mind if you would be cramped next to person who never uses a deodorant in his life. Never mind if your feet ache and you need to sit. Most of these conductor and drivers would not care at all. All they care is that you are in there and they can issue tickets to you.

You see most of the bus companies in Metro Manila offer commission to their drivers and conductor aside from their regular salary. So the more passenger they have, the more commission they would get, never mind if the bus takes more than its maximum capacity. But who can blame them for wanting more money. In these times, you need all the additional income you can take home to your family.

So what would you do? Sit (if you can still find a seat) and breathe. Ready? In 2, 3, 4, hold, 5, 6, 7, out 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and repeat . . .