SEX AND WEIGHT LOSS

This one I got from "Fit", the magazine of Slimmers World. I am currently enrolled with Slimmers World for one year.

Foreplay
* Trying to find the clitoris (burn 8 calories)
* Trying to find the G-spot (burn 92 calories)
* not caring at all (burn 0 calories)

Putting on the condom
* With an erection (burn 6 calories)
* Without an erection (burn 187 calories)

Having an orgasm
* A real one (burn 112 calories)
* Faking it (burn 315 calories)

Putting clothes back on
* Quietly (burn 32 calories)
* In a hurry (burn 98 calories)

Moral lesson of the story is, if you don't have time to go to the gym but have time for sex, then for you to lose weight you must:

1. not patronize quickies since this will reduce the time for foreplay,
2. not get excited too much for you to burn more calories while putting on a condom,
3. fake your orgasm, and
4. do it in a place where you have all the likelihood to get caught so that by the time your done, you have no choice by to hurry up in putting your clothes back.

Now, shall we put this into practice? Hahahahahaha!